(Reprinted from a comment I left on ryttu3k's LJ. I took a second look at this after I posted the comment, and decided I just had to share it with everyone else. This right here is what the people where I grew up call "A Leap That Evel Knievel Would Have Passed Up." XD ( Read more... )

My little sister's band name in Guitar Hero II is TWSS.  For the uninformed, that's a shorthand way of saying "That's what she said ( Read more... )

Well, for those of you who I didn't tell, I'm not going to be around tonight or most of tomorrow. Have a thing I need to do for work in Pittsburgh, so I'm off to stay at my grandparents' house, aka "ZOMG THERE BE NO INTERNETS HERE!!!" Before I go, I thought I should drop a short update on things:

( It occured to me that a cut might be nice, to save various FLists. )

Right now, I've got a champagne flute full of Diet Pepsi in front of me, and a Bruce Springsteen concert that I taped last night playing on the TV.  Steve Van Zandt is singing with Bruce Springsteen, Max Weinberg is WAILING on those drums, and a few moments ago, Clarence Clemmons let loose an AMAZING sax solo ( Read more... )

Tonight I had the privilege of watching Barack Obama get elected President of the United States of America.  I have never been happier. :D

Oh, country...if only you hadn't let all those nasty initiatives taking away rights of gay people pass, I could be completely and totally off the fucking wall happy right now.

( Unfortunately, that's NOT what she said. Well, she said it, but not about the post... )

All my furniture got moved out yesterday.  My TV is gone, so I can't watch the Life on Mars marathon that I'd been planning on watching for weeks.  My bed and matress and box spring are gone, so I'm sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag.  My desk is gone, so I've got to sit on the floor if I want to use the fast internet on my laptop.

I'm fucking ( Read more... )

It's lunchtime, so I figured I'd hop on here and let you assorted nutters and crazies (which I say with all the love in my heart) know what's been going on so far today.
( I'm putting this under a cut because it could get long. I never know how much I'm going to write when I do updates like this. )

So, just now, ( Read more... )

1) I'm at work, and around 11:12 a.m., I was flirted with by a 9th grader.  I feel flattered and slightly dirty at the same time.

2) I'd like to extend a gigantic "FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY" to whoever the hell leaked part of the Stephenie Meyer book Midnight Sun online.  Now the bitch has gone and delayed the book, and I'm gonna ( Read more... )